So. The Evil Club. Members: Christa, Mikey, J*stin B*eber, BLI, bubblegum pop artists, rap artists, people who say swag and my sister.
"(From BLI, to Mikey) How's the 'bromance with the band' going?"
"(Mikey to BLI) Well, they didn't let me play Anthrax, so bad."
"(BLI to Mikey) That's the code name for your undercover operation, idiot."
"(Everyone's laughing, Mikey to BLI) Oh. Shit. I'm such an idiot. It's going well, Ray COMPLETELY broke down. It was so funny! He was totally quoting Hawthorne Heights in his sleep man! He was like you know you do you kill me well and you don't care do you..."
"(The Evil Club to Mikey) NO!"
"(Mikey to The Evil Club) Well, he's totally broken down. I doubt he'll have recovered by next year, least of all tomorrow when we film the video for S.I.N.G."
"(BLI to Mikey) That was the point of the plan, idiot. To postpone the video."
"(Mikey to BLI) Is Frank in on it too? He's been busy being an asshole and vandalising the costumes. You put him up to it?"
"(BLI to Mikey) No. Like you've just said, he's just being an asshole. Anyway. Give us any news. Just find a way to get away from the situation you're in. Cobras are wiggly right? You're The Kobra Kid, so..."
"(Mikey to The Evil Club which will be called TEC from now on) Bye."
"(From BLI, to Mikey) How's the 'bromance with the band' going?"
"(Mikey to BLI) Well, they didn't let me play Anthrax, so bad."
"(BLI to Mikey) That's the code name for your undercover operation, idiot."
"(Everyone's laughing, Mikey to BLI) Oh. Shit. I'm such an idiot. It's going well, Ray COMPLETELY broke down. It was so funny! He was totally quoting Hawthorne Heights in his sleep man! He was like you know you do you kill me well and you don't care do you..."
"(The Evil Club to Mikey) NO!"
"(Mikey to The Evil Club) Well, he's totally broken down. I doubt he'll have recovered by next year, least of all tomorrow when we film the video for S.I.N.G."
"(BLI to Mikey) That was the point of the plan, idiot. To postpone the video."
"(Mikey to BLI) Is Frank in on it too? He's been busy being an asshole and vandalising the costumes. You put him up to it?"
"(BLI to Mikey) No. Like you've just said, he's just being an asshole. Anyway. Give us any news. Just find a way to get away from the situation you're in. Cobras are wiggly right? You're The Kobra Kid, so..."
"(Mikey to The Evil Club which will be called TEC from now on) Bye."