Well, for starting fans who want to stalk the members, GO AWAY. This site ain't for stalkers, but if you want to I'm sure there's one somewhere. Start your own maybe. But this is about the members for fangirls, not stalkers, kapish? Good.
Now, the member profiles (not including Bob and Matt, they left).
Now, the member profiles (not including Bob and Matt, they left).
Gerard Way was the singer and frontman in MCR. He is the brother of Mikey, the bassist. He's had many different hair colours over the 12 years of heaven that was while they were together, and my favourite was black (my hair) and least favourite was blond (really? Really?!). It looked RIDICULOUS. Anyway hair rant done. He was born in 1977 in New Jersey to Donna and Donald (ha) Way. He's married to Lyn-Z Way of Mindless Self Indulgence and they have one daughter, Bandit Way, born in 2009. (She's adorable.) I'm listening to a song called Zero Zero by him, not MCR, just him. IT'S AWESOME. Just saying. Yeah. Oh it's changed (I changed it) to Asking Alexandria. I'm in more of a screamo mood okay? Sue me. Time for Mikey. Oh, by the way, his killjoy name is Party Poison. And I prefer to call him King of Sass. Cos he is. Come on, the display of sass after the surprise party moment, oh my... Oh my killjoy? I say oh my something MCR related all the time, so what should I say? I'll just say oh my headphones. Headphones RULE. Down with those tiny earbuds, I may not hear anything other than the band playing. Anyway, onto Mikey.
This is Mikey Way, the king of general awesomeness. FIne, their all the kings of general awesomeness. But he's the HIGH king of general awesomeness. They're all my favourites, but he's awesomest. He was born in 1980, to Donna and Donald (ha) Way in New Jersey. His brother is Gerard Way. He plays bass. Well, lightning. But he plays bass. He wore glasses until he got laser eye surgery (which by the way was stupid, glasses are awesome) and a hat. The hat rules. And blonde hair just no. And tank tops. especially stripy ones. His name is The Kobra Kid. He's married to Alicia Simmons I think let me go check that *goes and checks it* ooh his cat has a myspace page not related to this but it's funny. Back to checking the marriage thing. OH MY FUCKING GOD HE CHEATED ON HIS WIFE NO LONGER IS HE THE KING OF GENERAL AWESOMENESS. HE- well I just don't know what to say.This member profile is at a halt.
Frank Iero can usually be seen doing this. Just saying. Ooh he's a junior. Born in 1981 in New Jersey to wait MCR wiki doesn't say who his parents are, just that they split when he was young. Aww I feel for you man, I feel for you. He was the rythm or however you spell it guitarist. And back up vocals. He also is the vocals for LeATHERMOUTH. Who I love. He's good at screamo. Anyway. He's very short, too short to lift the coffin in Helena. He swears a lot and he says he wasn't born with enough middle fingers. I agree. His killjoy name is Fun Ghoul. Now, cos they're so funny, I'm gonna put some conversations:
Interviewer: Does Gerard sleep naked? Frank: Yes. Gerard: No. Frank: You did when you slept with me.
Camera man: Did you read the new Ellen Degeneres book? Frank: Yeah. Camera Man: What did you think? Frank: It made me a lesbian. I only date girls now. Camera man: I don't think I can deal with that. Frank: You need to have an open mind, my friend.
Frank: Can I borrow your pen?
Bob: No.
Frank: But Bob...
Bob: No, Frank. Speak to the finger.
Frank: *HE DARES GIVE THE KING OF FINGERS THE FINGER HOW DARE HE?!*
(via twitter)
Gerard Way: I want a popsicle.
Frank Iero: Then come and get it baby :)
Mikey Way: ...
Gerard Way: FRANK! NOT IN FRONT OF MY BABY BROTHER MAN!
Frank Iero: So you don't want my popsicle?
Gerard Way: ... I'll be right there.
Gerard: You probably came here with your best friend... You turn to that motherfucker, grab em by the throat and you say: you're my best fucking friend and I would die for you.
Frank: (To Gee) You're my best fucking friend and I would die for you.
Mikey Way: O.O
And now some general funny quotes.
"I burn everything and call it Cajun."
"Oh, one time we got held hostage!"
"My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes and butter sandwiches."
"I would date Gerard."
"We've mutilated, killed and disemboweled rock 'n; roll cliches." Yeah, you're addicted to food not drugs.
"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to shit" I bet he's like J*stin B*eber or something.
"I can't imagine any other band having better kids than ours, and if they do, at least I know our kids can beat them up."
"You'll never be fucking normal because nobody is fucking normal."
Interviewer: Does Gerard sleep naked? Frank: Yes. Gerard: No. Frank: You did when you slept with me.
Camera man: Did you read the new Ellen Degeneres book? Frank: Yeah. Camera Man: What did you think? Frank: It made me a lesbian. I only date girls now. Camera man: I don't think I can deal with that. Frank: You need to have an open mind, my friend.
Frank: Can I borrow your pen?
Bob: No.
Frank: But Bob...
Bob: No, Frank. Speak to the finger.
Frank: *HE DARES GIVE THE KING OF FINGERS THE FINGER HOW DARE HE?!*
(via twitter)
Gerard Way: I want a popsicle.
Frank Iero: Then come and get it baby :)
Mikey Way: ...
Gerard Way: FRANK! NOT IN FRONT OF MY BABY BROTHER MAN!
Frank Iero: So you don't want my popsicle?
Gerard Way: ... I'll be right there.
Gerard: You probably came here with your best friend... You turn to that motherfucker, grab em by the throat and you say: you're my best fucking friend and I would die for you.
Frank: (To Gee) You're my best fucking friend and I would die for you.
Mikey Way: O.O
And now some general funny quotes.
"I burn everything and call it Cajun."
"Oh, one time we got held hostage!"
"My biggest addictions have been chocolate cake, mashed potatoes and butter sandwiches."
"I would date Gerard."
"We've mutilated, killed and disemboweled rock 'n; roll cliches." Yeah, you're addicted to food not drugs.
"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to shit" I bet he's like J*stin B*eber or something.
"I can't imagine any other band having better kids than ours, and if they do, at least I know our kids can beat them up."
"You'll never be fucking normal because nobody is fucking normal."
He too was born in 1977. He was born in New Jersey too. They all were. The band is from New jersey. Anyway. He's of Puerto Rican and Portugeuse oh dinner's ready bye. FUCK YEAH THE 6TH KILLJOYS COMIC A DAY EARLY CAN I GET A WOOT WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway. Puerto Rican and Portueguese heritage. And, HE'S THE KING OF HAIR. Some might disagree and say Andy Biersack is. Some may say J*stin B*eber, if you do, GET OFF HERE RIGHT NOW. WE DON'T WANT YOUR TYPE TARNISHING OUR SITE. Or o*e d*rection. Or any more of those shitty pop bullshit stuff. We only want cockroaches on the rug of rock 'n' roll here. People who believe in rock 'n' roll. People who's souls aren't gonna be saved by no DJ, cos we sold em long ago for rock 'n' roll. Rant over. Back to the king of hair. He shaved it once. When I saw the pictures, I died. Some call it a fro. NONONONONO. IT'S CLEARLY A POOF!!!!!!! He's not Princess FroFro, however awesome that name may be. It's The Poof Fairy. His killjoy name is Jet Star. Notice the only thing I'm talking about is his hair? I worship it.