First off, I'm not a froist. I'm a poofist. That poof is CLEARLY not a fro, fros are round. Poofs... Well, poofs poof. Ray has a poof. Understand? Good.
1. Ray hasn't dyed his hair cos no dye could ever penetrate THAT poof.
2. Everybody has fangirls but Ray; his hair does.
3. Way down... (get up Mikey...) Mark the grave... (shit he died, he ain't getting up again soon)
4. I know you're not o-fucking-kay. You're peeing in somebody's locker.
5. He ain't Princess FroFro, he's the Poof Fairy.
6. Gee: We could steal this car if your folks don't mind...
Molly Weasley: HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR?!
7. Gee: We could live forever if you've got the time.
Voldemort: I have the time, can we live forever please?
(This is only a joke if you find it a joke, I'm just stating my opinion on something that has NOTHING to do with this. Here goes: the display of sass after the surprise party thing, THAT, my friend, THAT is the sass. The award winning sass. He is the KING of sass. The GOD of sass. That, dear heart, is the sassiest display of sass since sass was invented. Oh dear. Too many ss. I sound like a weird lisping English robot thing. How irritating. But back to the sass. That, peasant, THAT is THE sass, the sass of a man that is sassy and he knows it, the sass of the 2nd most awesome being on this planet. Yes, Mikey is awesomer. But duh, glasses and bass? OF COURSE HE'S AWESOMER! And the 3rd and 4th are Frank and Ray, and 5th is Billie Joe then Mike then Tre and 6th isn't in a band. 6th is Jeff The Killer. Enough of this what does this have to do with the display of sass nothing SHUT THE HELL UP ME.)
This is funny, but maybe not really a proper joke: the Black Parade skeleton dude is doing the famous iPod Dance.
1. Ray hasn't dyed his hair cos no dye could ever penetrate THAT poof.
2. Everybody has fangirls but Ray; his hair does.
3. Way down... (get up Mikey...) Mark the grave... (shit he died, he ain't getting up again soon)
4. I know you're not o-fucking-kay. You're peeing in somebody's locker.
5. He ain't Princess FroFro, he's the Poof Fairy.
6. Gee: We could steal this car if your folks don't mind...
Molly Weasley: HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR?!
7. Gee: We could live forever if you've got the time.
Voldemort: I have the time, can we live forever please?
(This is only a joke if you find it a joke, I'm just stating my opinion on something that has NOTHING to do with this. Here goes: the display of sass after the surprise party thing, THAT, my friend, THAT is the sass. The award winning sass. He is the KING of sass. The GOD of sass. That, dear heart, is the sassiest display of sass since sass was invented. Oh dear. Too many ss. I sound like a weird lisping English robot thing. How irritating. But back to the sass. That, peasant, THAT is THE sass, the sass of a man that is sassy and he knows it, the sass of the 2nd most awesome being on this planet. Yes, Mikey is awesomer. But duh, glasses and bass? OF COURSE HE'S AWESOMER! And the 3rd and 4th are Frank and Ray, and 5th is Billie Joe then Mike then Tre and 6th isn't in a band. 6th is Jeff The Killer. Enough of this what does this have to do with the display of sass nothing SHUT THE HELL UP ME.)
This is funny, but maybe not really a proper joke: the Black Parade skeleton dude is doing the famous iPod Dance.