Gerard is drawing the killjoys with Girl and Mikey is practising bass lines and thinking about how stupid he was to cheat on Alicia cos he's lost so many fangirls for it. Frank is feeling extremely awkward because Ray cried himself out and is sleeping on his shoulder while dreaming of how much pain the B*eber wife stealer gonna be in if he ever sees him. He's gonna rip his arms off, and chew em to pieces and shove the pieces down his throat. Then he'll make him a eunuch or however you spell it, and feed em to the swordfish (though he probably already is). Then, he'll become my hero and shave J*stin B*eber's head. It will be amazing. He will collect the hair and send a note to him and Christa saying
"If you want the hair back, back away from my wife. -A Very Angry Man Named Ray Toro."
Frank wakes him up because he needs to make it rain. Ray wakes up, says fuck you I'm not moving and falls back asleep on Frank's shoulder. Frank sighs and pushes him off. Ray falls of the couch and grabs Frank's ankle. Frank shrugs, and goes to the bathroom anyway. He accidentally makes it rain on Ray. Who wakes up. Can you guess where Ray kicked him? Yeah. Where every killjoy wants to kick Korpse. Anyway. Frank deserved it. No-one may make it rain on the king of hair. Especially not his hair. It makes it straight, like this:
"If you want the hair back, back away from my wife. -A Very Angry Man Named Ray Toro."
Frank wakes him up because he needs to make it rain. Ray wakes up, says fuck you I'm not moving and falls back asleep on Frank's shoulder. Frank sighs and pushes him off. Ray falls of the couch and grabs Frank's ankle. Frank shrugs, and goes to the bathroom anyway. He accidentally makes it rain on Ray. Who wakes up. Can you guess where Ray kicked him? Yeah. Where every killjoy wants to kick Korpse. Anyway. Frank deserved it. No-one may make it rain on the king of hair. Especially not his hair. It makes it straight, like this:
No... Just no... It's not right... And this is even worse...
Anyway. Frank made it rain on his hair. Ray got mad. Frank was added to the evil club. Then they went back and Ray went back to sleep on Frank's shoulder. Wet side touching him. Gerard noticed something was wrong, so he came over and woke Ray up with his I-Am-The-Unholy-Living-Dead-Look. It's so adorable it woke him up. It'd wake me up sure as hell. Though if they were in my bedroom, they'd be tripping over my cousin's barbies. And be swearing a lot. And back to the story. Gee woke him up. And happy new year from Britain. And back to the story. So, Gee's asking him what's wrong, and Ray answers:
"Let's ban any fan who also likes J*stin B*eber from the MCRmy, The Nest and any concert. They can join the evil club and live in Bat City."
"(To Frank, from Gee) What happened now?"
"(From frank, to Gee) Christa left him. For that total dick burger."
"(To Frank and Gee, from Ray) I hate him. Can we listen to some music? I want music. No, I need music."
"(To Ray, from Frank) Sure baby. Who?"
"(To Frank, from Ray) Rock. Any rock. None of that bubblegum pop bullshit."
"(To Mikey, from Gee) Put Guitar Hero II on, we can play Dead! in each other's positions."
"(To Gee, from Mikey) But I'm jamming..."
"(To Mikey,from Gee) Ray's just been dumped. Do it."
"(To Mikeyfrom Ray) You know, you really should apologise to Alicia. What you've put her through is the same pain as I'm in, and nobody should feel that ever."
"(To Gee and Frank and Ray, from Mikey) Fine I'll put Anthrax on."
"(Everybody to Mikey) NO!"
"(To everyone else, from Mikey) Fine. Suicide Silence then."
"(To everyone else, from Ray) I have an idea. Why not hmm us? As Jeremy McKinnon says, if you don't listen to your stuff, you don't love what you do."
("To Ray, from everyone else) That could work..."
Killjoy OUT that conversation was confusing plus I can't think of anything.
"Let's ban any fan who also likes J*stin B*eber from the MCRmy, The Nest and any concert. They can join the evil club and live in Bat City."
"(To Frank, from Gee) What happened now?"
"(From frank, to Gee) Christa left him. For that total dick burger."
"(To Frank and Gee, from Ray) I hate him. Can we listen to some music? I want music. No, I need music."
"(To Ray, from Frank) Sure baby. Who?"
"(To Frank, from Ray) Rock. Any rock. None of that bubblegum pop bullshit."
"(To Mikey, from Gee) Put Guitar Hero II on, we can play Dead! in each other's positions."
"(To Gee, from Mikey) But I'm jamming..."
"(To Mikey,from Gee) Ray's just been dumped. Do it."
"(To Mikeyfrom Ray) You know, you really should apologise to Alicia. What you've put her through is the same pain as I'm in, and nobody should feel that ever."
"(To Gee and Frank and Ray, from Mikey) Fine I'll put Anthrax on."
"(Everybody to Mikey) NO!"
"(To everyone else, from Mikey) Fine. Suicide Silence then."
"(To everyone else, from Ray) I have an idea. Why not hmm us? As Jeremy McKinnon says, if you don't listen to your stuff, you don't love what you do."
("To Ray, from everyone else) That could work..."
Killjoy OUT that conversation was confusing plus I can't think of anything.